glorp™
glorp™ is not just products, glorp™ is a lifestyle
glorp™ was founded by the gorgeous, amazing, totally healthy, and completely humble Glinith Paeltro.
Glinith is pretty much the most important person other than Ayysmash, the number one glorp™ representative.
glorp™ yourself
That's right. It's time for you to take charge of your life, of your style, of your lifestyle.
glorp™ is used by the most aesthetically pleasing smartest, fastest, strongest creatures. You're one of those, right?
Three simple steps to success:
Order 3 cases of each product
Throw a party for your close friends and relatives
Sell the lifestyle; the products sell themselves
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`* These products not enchanted or endorsed by any witches, wizards, or warlocks. We do have a necromancer interested but not yet involved.